TPS Report
Dollywood for Christmas with the GAP!
Time to feed the pack. As usual, most of us head
straight for
the corn dog and tater twirl stand.
Another popular option is heading over to the Market Square
area
(and hey - what's that white crap in the frame?)
Giant skillets filled with food. NOM NOM NOM NOM.
Karen: "Um, can I get a cheesesteak without the steak?"
People working the skillet: ".."
Looking around, you'd think the park was empty.
It's a trap. The Polar Express ride had at least a two hour wait.
Things were pretty slow in the Country Fair area.
This is the only picture I have of this area, however, since SOMEBODY
decided it was better to socialize than take pictures of rides (most of
which, it seems were not operating due to the weather).
I just watched a Yeti beat a dude to death with his own leg on
the Sci-Fi Channel.
This has no relevance to the events being presented here, but I wanted to point
it
out because it was a giant bucket of win.
Will enjoys his hot chocolate as he tries to figure out what all this white shit
is.
Again with the posing in front of a restroom.
I'm also noticing the white stuff, and I'm really glad I didn't drive to the
park.
Oh yeah. It's still Christmastime.
A quick detour through Dolly's house failed to warm us up much.
Kinda crappy to block the bed with the couch.
Since that failed to warm us up, we tried standing outside in
the
cold and snow to see if that would warm us up (hint: no).
Quick drop in at the school house failed to provide warmth.
Here's the popular "kid chasing the dog chasing the
cat chasing the squirrel" statue. It's the circle of life, baby.
Okay, gang, the Sci-Fi presentation of "YETI" is over now.
Somebody wake up Hicks.
All the credit whores stopped in at the chapel
to pray for about three extra degrees.
(the temperature is currently 34 degrees)
