TPS Report
(retro edition)
Allendale County Cooter Festival 2007
I'm sure you must be thinking "does the parade get worse?"
Of course it does. Let's keep going.
Why the hell is there a girl representing the Boy Scouts?
And you are?
Everyone in this parade seems pissed off.
Okay, I can't blame them this time. The picture is a bit
overexposed.
I didn't really care who they were anyways.
This sign, however, is totally not our fault.
Alright! The folks from the Jeddah Temple have arrived!
Surely they've brought something special for the parade, right?
What. The. Hell?
I honestly believe this may be an actual dead guy.
They were saying "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" and stuff like that.
Again, way to jack up a festive parade.
"Mr. Six Grader?" Seriously? I hope a fifth grader made that sign.
That's right - they truly are the Best of da Best.
I guess we're in the "tiny penis" section of the parade.
Yup. Small penis part two.
They're stepping up 2 the streets.
Hey, moron - we're standing on the sidewalk watching a parade.
What exactly are we supposed to be honking here?
Here's a dog in a bug.
Makes no sense to me either.
They're heading over to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters...
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