What the heck is ThemeParkSushi, anyway? Well. . . it's not a yummy Japanese finger food you eat on a roller coaster.

This is where you'll find photos, videos and reviews of theme parks and other peculiar places. Keep in mind, sushi isn't just raw fish on cold rice, it's a variety of things on cold rice —  some you won't be able to get enough of — some you'd rather just poke at with your chopsticks.

Latest Updates

News of our demise has been greatly exaggerated.
We're not dead.  Just lazy and committed to too many projects...

To make up for being lazy, here's THREE, count them, THREE new TPS Reports.

NEW TPS REPORT - ACE Spring Fling at Six Flags Over Georgia!

ANOTHER New TPS Report - Media Day at Carowinds for the opening of Intimidator!!

NEW OLD TPS Report! - After a mere ten month delay, we're THRILLED to bring you
the TPS Report for Daredevil Daze at Six Flags St Louis.  It took TEN months to
make this as awesome as it is.  Yeah, that's it.  It's totally not because I forgot to
upload it and was just lazy. 

Older Stuff that is Still Worth a Look

ACE Coaster Con XXXII Continues!!!
Okay, it's been a month or two since we did an update.  Believe me when I say we've
been working on some supercool ass stuff that we can't tell you about just yet.

But we've finally got the second set of ACE Con pics ready.  If you started reading
the first TPS Report when we first posted it, you should be almost done and ready for more...

Click the banner to head right to where we left off, making our way out of Branson.

ACE Coaster Con XXXII
Just in time for a massive heat wave, we visit the American
Coaster Enthusiasts Coaster Con.  Ten days of insanity ensued.

The first third of the TPS Report, covering Silver Dollar City in Branson, Missouri,
is now up for your viewing pleasure.  Stay tuned for more updates that will include
Worlds of Fun in Kansas City, Six Flags St Louis, Walt Disney's hometown,
and more!

Freestyle Music Park Grand Opening Day!
We headed out to Myrtle Beach Saturday to see what changes have been made to the former
Hard Rock Park.  Click the banner to check out what a difference a year can make...

Manta Media Day!!
Thursday was Media Day for the new flying coaster at Sea World, and you
just KNOW we were all up in that.  Click the banner for all the gory details,
or click here for the shiny video.  Hell, it's a three day weekend.  Why not do both?

We're feeling generous. How about some more Orlando goodness?

New (old) TPS Report!  It's almost time to hit some parks, but not yet.  To make the time go a little
faster, here's a TPS Report from the Allendale County Cooter Festival.  You'll enjoy it.  It's not like
you've got anything better to do anyways.  Click the pic to check it out.

I'm just glad to put something up here.  I was getting sick of seeing Christmas stuff still on the top of the
page in March.  We were starting to look like Karen's relatives.

Stuff that's so damn old you could probably look again and it'd seem new

Christmas in Orlando!
Florida parks know how to celebrate the season.  We took a long weekend in Orlando and brought back as much
of the Christmas Magic as we could pack into our (admittedly, not that big) car. We hit the Osborne Lights at
Disney's Hollywood Studios, the Macy's Parade at Universal Studios, the Illuminations Holiday Tag at Epcot,
we caught up with Manta over at Sea World.  Look, we got around!

 If you want to just do the whole thing organically in the order that it was intended, click the banner to start.

Otherwise, here's the direct links to each park featured:
Islands of Adventure     Universal Studios Florida     Magic Kingdom     Animal Kingdom
Epcot     Disney's Hollywood Studios     Sea World Orlando     Disney Resorts

But there's MORE!

How about some NEW videos?

Sorry, you missed our nice little compilation video.  WMG can go straight to hell.

TPS Report! For the last couple of Decembers, we've trekked up the Great Smokey Mountains to spend a weekend in a lux cabin with a group of nut-jobs we call friends from the GAP, visit Dollywood and exchange gifts. This year, we had an uninvited guest: snow! Click the banner to checkout our weekend in the mountains.

TPS Report and Videos! Yep. That's video with an s on the end and indicates a plural noun. We have 4 videos to share from Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party and oh-so-fabulous Epcot International Food & Wine Festival.  The TPS report is from the Food and Wine only. There was way too much to fit in one report. Click the banner for the report.

Long Weekend music video: Click HERE!       Boo To You Parade: Click HERE!
Hallowishes (Darn YouTube's 10  minute rule!!!): Part 1 and Part 2

TPS Report!  PARK↓NG is on vacation at the moment. What does PARK↓NG do for a vacay?
Well, the South Carolina State Fair for starters. We met up with a couple of friends for an evening of
fried goodness and credit whoring at it's finest.  Click on the banner for the TPS report.

TPS Report & PARK↓NG Part 6!   Cedar Point.  Do I really need to say anything else?  Click the banner for the
TPS Report or click here to head over to the Parking mainpage.

TPS Report & PARK↓NG Part 5!    Another week brings us a little deeper into Ohio.  This time around
we're visiting Kent, Mansfield, and pulling into Sandusky.  Click the banner for the TPS Report or click here
to head over to the Parking mainpage.

TPS Report & PARK↓NG Part 4!   Admittedly, this is a bit of a bittersweet update.  Geauga Lake was
put out to pasture last year.  Click the banner for the TPS Report or head straight to the Parking page here.

TPS Report & PARK↓NG Part 3!  Welcome to Ohio, folks!  We've got a few stops we need to make, like nabbing some excellent food (left)
and being really dumb (right).  Click here for the video link and click the banner for the TPS Report. 

TPS Report & PARK↓NG Part 2 - This time around we're checking out the biggest urban legend
in West Virginia.  Click HERE for the video link and click the banner for the TPS Report.

TPS Report & PARK↓NG Part 1 - What is PARK↓NG? Click HERE to find out.
Wanna check out this segment's TPS Report? Click the banner.